normal girls: i love when boys kiss my neck, caress me, cuddle me etc
me: i like when they acknowledge my existence
Who invented the blow job?
Like, who wakes up one day and thinks “today, I will suck a dick”
(Source: shadzu, via dingyfeathers)
Why does everyone make me feel like shit instead of just helping me like I asked? I always help people and I get nothing back.
